37 lines
1.6 KiB
JavaScript
37 lines
1.6 KiB
JavaScript
let randomText = [
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"i'm transgender.",
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"i go by she/it pronouns.",
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"i'm 16 years old.",
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"have you washed your ass?",
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"listening to music slows down time in the mornings. don't believe me? i don't care.",
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"i'm living in a forehead.",
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"i love my friends",
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"the reason i made this website is because i FUCKING hated the old one.",
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"you should stream 'apricot special - velmetomo' right now.",
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"i was in the forest, looking to see the trees but none were there.",
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"i'm 6'2.",
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"i think you should spend some time on some more important stuff.",
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"i'm a coffee addict.",
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"aria bought the domain for me.",
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"it took me around 4 hours to finish this website.",
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"did you know that you have rights? the constitution says you do!",
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"i support gay rights, and you should too.",
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"i respect you.",
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"i'm a minecraft addict",
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"i quit twitter for good... not.",
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"i'm very gay",
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"it's time to get up from your chair, right now. time to do jumping jacks.",
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"i love you.",
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"you're now watching disney channel",
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"it is a wonderful life, please could you kiss my name?",
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"i guess that we could just return, as if we never missed a moment.",
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"crows are adorable, i'm a crow fanatic.",
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"this website is sponsored by gay people",
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"i got unsuspended after 9 months",
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"merry christmas, fuckers.",
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"i'm too happy right now.",
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"ARGENTINA IS THE DESERVED WORLD CHAMPION, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!",
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"GFDLÑGDKGFDJSKGDJÑGDFJGFSDKJGFKDLÑ",
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]
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document.getElementById("randomText").innerHTML = "" + randomText[~~(Math.random() * randomText.length)] + ""; |